Close your eyes and think about yourself for 30 seconds. Now open your eyes and you will realize that you have wasted 30 seconds.

My lovely friend, I want to meet you, I want to talk with you, I want to spend time with you, but this stupid gate keeper saying zoo closed.

Can you give me Rs.2000 I will return it on next Sunday? Need it urgently help me please I know you have money. Sardar taking with ATM machine.

Who is true Indian guess guess... the one who’s sitting on a western toilet in Indian style.

Do you know fun in chemistry? If you drink ethanol (alcohol) you will dance for others. If you drink methanol (poison) others will dance for you.

Whenever you feel like studying, just sit down, relax, take a deep breath, and then slap yourself sand say, rascal what is this new habit.

Cool fundamental of life. save water and drink wine love the neigbour but dont caught one should love animals they are so tasty money is not everything there is a mastercard and visa every man should marry b coz hapiness is not only thing in life.

This is a dirty joke if you don't like reading please avoid do you really want to read this are you sure ok a white dog fell into mud.. Dirty na..?;-)

God created sun and named sunlight. God created moon and named moonlight finally god created you and named tube light.

The youth now days are bad. A was in temple. A boy next to me lit a cigarette from the candle; I was shocked and dropped my beer bottle down.

Love program: #include(boy.h) #include(girl.h) void main() { int rose: if (love=ok) printf(“rose”); escape(); }

Just three steps to enjoy life CTRL + ALT+DEL. 1) CONtrol you girl friend. 2) look for ALTernative girl friend. 3) DELete the girl friend number who gives you tension.

Appolo hospital report chance factor for cancer scissor-89% wills-68.3% gold filter-42% kings-23% please forward this message to all smokers.

Smiling is the second best things you can do with your lips, of course, the first best things keeping them closed.

One day I saw a smart boy in a restaurant. What a style. What a beauty. What a fashion. I walked near to him, my goodness that was a mirror.

What’s the difference between problems, talent, and luck? Two boys love one girl=problem. One boy love two girl=talent. Two girls love one boy=luck.

Today health tips. Don’t eat pizza, pani poori, chicken fried rice, ice cream with out me.

Height of bad luck i am just wanted to kiss beautiful, intelligents,smart,cute person on this world but what to do my lips cannot touch my cheeks.

Best dialogues to propose: 1.Excuse me do you have a Band-Aid because I scrapped my knee when I fell in love with you. 2. How cum you are not tired? You have been running through my mind all day. 3. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. 4. Excuse me do you have a map because I am lost in your eyes.

Fall in river, there is always a boat. Fall in well, there is always a rope. But don't fall in love, there is no hope. Cheers to all SINGLES.